he looks like he just committed an unspeakable crime
Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
when will the rest of the world catch up
this map makes no sense the oceans arent white
*Slowly starts chanting,”USA”*
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
Ajax the Greater waited godamned 5000 years to get that recognition.
If you tell me to do something that I was already planning on doing, there is a 90% chance that I won’t do it just because you told me to do it.
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
good for the soul
ah, the sparks of a campfire. good things.
This has to be the most calming thing..
i always reblog this
"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half